Jorie | Writer | Reader |

My old fanfics are on my ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/bottseveryflavorbeans/works

i-am-a-fish:

woah you’re gender fluid? that’s so cool. *drinks u

hityouwiththescullder:

currently casting: “unstick me, o god of gentle forward motion”

ingredients: three hours of jaw tension, one withered to-do list, and a scream i swallowed so hard it lodged behind my molars.

side effects may include: pacing, pretending to start, and ritualistically refreshing apps like they’re oracle bones.

centrally-unplanned:

chronicintrovert:

i can’t do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can’t fucking do this anymore!

Area Man Who Has “Had Enough” Wakes Up Next Morning at 6:30 AM to Commute to Work Again

(via forest-knight-sanguine)

butchniqabi:

me writing posts about media no one cares about: and another thing,

(via bob-belcher)

parkchanwoohoo:

parkchanwoohoo:

A problem I have when reading romance novels is I cannot empathize with disliking someone but finding them attractive regardless. If I dislike someone I’m like “You are like a wadded up ball of sweaty socks and I want you to burn in a pyre, undying and screaming for days”

“He infuriated her, though she was willing to admit he was a handsome man” I couldn’t begin to tell you what the people I dislike look like because I see red instantly. If you were like “Is he the blond one” I’d be like “idk he’s the one who most looks like he should die”

(via free-to-be-no-one-but-mee)

nivolumab000q-deactivated202506:

no one should speak a single word out loud before 9am

(via gaysbashback)

gayarsonist:

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

(via shatterdomerockstar)

anxietyproblem:

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(via anxietyproblem)

sidetrek:

sidetrek:

thinking about kirk and his dumb workout pants

twitter.com/sidetrek2

ko-fi.com/sidetrek

tumblr put a mature tag on this and the hand kissing like is this site cooked lmao

(via shatterdomerockstar)

catgirlanarchist:

ihavenohotcocoa:

memewhore:

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babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

wait, i did? i don’t remember doing that…

(via marisatomay)

lornasallydane:

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

(via bob-belcher)

allsadnshit:

tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that’s not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it’s true neutral in a really nice way

(via bob-belcher)

anxietyproblem:

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(via anxietyproblem)

day-time-dream:

dragon-in-a-fez:

orbitalyear-deactivated20230513:

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old gods are waking

idea:

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(via gaydrienagreste)

prompts-in-a-barrel:

“You can’t be serious. She tried to kill you!”

“She also saved my life. It cancels out.”

“It absolutely fucking doesn’t.”