woah you’re gender fluid? that’s so cool. *drinks u
currently casting: “unstick me, o god of gentle forward motion”
ingredients: three hours of jaw tension, one withered to-do list, and a scream i swallowed so hard it lodged behind my molars.
side effects may include: pacing, pretending to start, and ritualistically refreshing apps like they’re oracle bones.
i can’t do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can’t fucking do this anymore!
Area Man Who Has “Had Enough” Wakes Up Next Morning at 6:30 AM to Commute to Work Again
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A problem I have when reading romance novels is I cannot empathize with disliking someone but finding them attractive regardless. If I dislike someone I’m like “You are like a wadded up ball of sweaty socks and I want you to burn in a pyre, undying and screaming for days”
“He infuriated her, though she was willing to admit he was a handsome man” I couldn’t begin to tell you what the people I dislike look like because I see red instantly. If you were like “Is he the blond one” I’d be like “idk he’s the one who most looks like he should die”
nivolumab000q-deactivated202506:
no one should speak a single word out loud before 9am
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fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”
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thinking about kirk and his dumb workout pants
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ko-fi.com/sidetrek
tumblr put a mature tag on this and the hand kissing like is this site cooked lmao
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babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times
wait, i did? i don’t remember doing that…
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tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that’s not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it’s true neutral in a really nice way
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orbitalyear-deactivated20230513:
old gods are waking
idea:
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“You can’t be serious. She tried to kill you!”
“She also saved my life. It cancels out.”
“It absolutely fucking doesn’t.”





